allonsy-assbutt:

ladynorthstar:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

this is worse than Sean Bean’s pronunciation…

But if you are from Arkansas you are called an Ar-Kansan

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via bigfan0fbullshit)

leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

(Source: terra-mater, via laughcentre)

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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(via variety-hour)

(Source: styzles, via bigfan0fbullshit)

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

(Source: thorinium, via allonsy-assbutt)

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(Source: stylinsooon, via peterpansflight)

braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

(via variety-hour)

(Source: platinumzarry, via awelarry)

dirtsbag:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKIGN AT THIS FOR 10 MIUTES IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I DON’ EVEN KNOW WHAT’S GOING On

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(via bigfan0fbullshit)

hempslave:

My inner anime obsessed middle school self finds this to be perfection

(Source: andrewartwork, via variety-hour)

choobear:

caraford:

lolitakittenstyles:

don’t forget louis’ reaction

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“i think i found my love.”

that water bottle never stood a chance. that water bottle is louis.

(Source: stylesthewomanmagnet, via awelarry)